#but this is rp not my job

[takomakiii]

getting dsmp content on my timeline again because of parkour civilization and it activated the maggots in my brain like sleeper agents that just heard the code word. ill never be free from these little freaks theyre like microplastics. heres the two most normal guys on the server

[wolvzephyr]

even more kolibri doodles (i've been writing her in rp lately)

[juniemunie]

"Why am I still doing this?"

"Don't you get it?"

"This is all just a show... and we're playing parts~"

[reconditerune]

DONT MIND ME

[chosenone1960]

( @darkstarroman )

You look like you got a job at Taco Bell and cried on your way home after your first day

It wasn't Taco Bell. And whether or not I cried is none of your business.

[studysnorlax]

I was wondering bc it seems like all of rotomblr works in fields about pokemon

[localcanadiancreature62]

FIRST!. Anywho i love @urdadsceilingfan's reverse portal au iteration so much that i decided to participate in their DTIYS challenge :D. This was literally agony for me cuz the hand poses and stuff were horrid but i did it hahahaa.

[babsggordon]

I asked a teenager in the library if they knew who were the artistic representatives of the renaissance, they just smiled at me and said: Ninja Turtles

[officiallyossy-haywooddent]

…

…can someone pay for my therapy..?

[the-kipsabian]

[amagnificentobsession]

Are you sure Angel? ♥️

@uziraphale @bil-daddy

[phantomsies]

character a.i. so dangerous bc why am I planning a bae action with firefighter ace and we just met two days ago. This shit is tew much lmafosjsj

[3-aem]

i genuinely yearn for the days when i did video game development and did not even care that they were working me to the bone because i had such a pathetically massive crush on my manager who very gay but believed in me a lot. and that was my entire braincell and also i always woke up at 6am rather than fall asleep…at that time

[h3ll0-my-n3me-is]

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[hazelkjt]

Eyes Up High

Take To The Skies

[dnangelic]

hey something for my muts rq.

i try to be friendly but my social battery is also extremely small. i like writing a lot, but it's just another truth that i'm simultaneously pretty antisocial and hate 1-1 convo most of the time. it stresses me out and obliterates my focus. i genuinely don't have a lot of patience for prodding or online small-talk and would genuinely prefer if people just either immediately got to the point with anything they wanted from me (plots or muses) or at least talked in the replies/thread tags/my inbox so i can get to things at my leisure, rather than constantly dm with live commentary and expect me to dm back on every single thing i receive.

i'm not trying to make things personal, and i'm likewise a zero expectation rper in return. i don't care if you don't talk to me through any kind of DM for months, idc if you're busy and aren't active on tumblr and don't rp with me for a year, but still have every genuine intention to pop into my askbox or vice versa once in a while. it's fine. we're adults with other hobbies and jobs and a lot of my extremely long-time mutuals are like that, and i appreciate them very much.

but i've had people get frustrated and passive aggressive with me because i'm slow or sometimes absent, either in dms or ic, and i feel the need to reiterate that not only do i frankly hate talking because it disrupts my focus, but i also do have weak eyes that strain and ache very easily in front of any kind of screen, so i only get a certain amount of imaginary 'hp' that i can choose to spend either chatting or writing, which, again, most of the time i'd prefer to do the latter. i'm not blaming anybody in particular for anything, and i do understand that some people worry there won't be a relationship if they don't maintain social contact, but it's not the case with me. i'm a social cactus, i barely need anything to survive.

so i guess what i'm saying is nobody be too upset if i tend to focus on ic over ooc when i'm around. ik people have differing opinions about rp and being around to 'make friends and not just write,' but in my case, while i don't want to ever come off as outright hostile or inhospitable, i do ask for people's understanding on this. i don't have a lot of time or social sanity to spare, please don't get upset, but also don't ever worry from your end. if we're still mutuals, i promise my interest in you.